Sleepwalkers Review

October 26, 2013 // 0 Comments

What a painfully bad movie this is. Who wrote this crap? Stephen King took credit for this? You’re kidding me? The same guy that wrote shit like Misery, The Shining, Carrie, and The Green Mile? What did who do wrong here? Basically what we have, is these two people, a mother and son. Only they aren’t humans, they’re what’s known as [...]

Dead Space 3 Review

February 19, 2013 // 0 Comments

The third and final installment in the Dead Space game series, or at least as far as Isaac Clarke’s story arc goes, is upon us and it doesn’t disappoint. I’ll say upfront: If you’re a fan of this series you’ll be very happy with this game and if you never cared about the series there’s nothing here for you. For [...]

Robot Monster Review

January 16, 2013 // 5 Comments

I… I don’t even know where to begin. I could feel the brain cells dying. Is Robot Monster worthy of this series? Yes, because it is a classic. Made in 1953, Robot Monster is a classic example of a bad movie. Not just bad, but downright horrible. Why was this atrocity even filmed, let alone showed to anyone? Who would pay to see this garbage, [...]

F.E.A.R. Review

November 1, 2011 // 2 Comments

“Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE.” – Freddy vs. Jason Hello all and welcome back to The Backlog. It’s been a while, but my shitty internet is working…well, barely, but it’s scraping me by for the time being. With that in mind, let’s back to business. F.E.A.R. starts out as a first person shooter, [...]

Cloverfield Review

April 18, 2011 // 3 Comments

Filmed from the perspective of a single cameraman using a handheld camera, Cloverfield has been called a mix between The Blair Witch Project and Godzilla. There’s a main difference though, this movie will be enjoyable with multiple viewings (which Blair Witch is not) and this movie does not suck (which Godzilladoes). So that little [...]